How to solve the Haredi (Ultra-orthodox Jewish) problem

Time for Israel to strike back. The Haredim (ultra-orthodox anit-Zionist Jews) have become more than a quaint nuisance. But they have also given us a means for eliminating them and their kind. They have instituted a boycott against products that have the Israeli flag on them "any other symbol that advocates Zionist idolatry."

 

Very well. There are "Zionist Symbols" on Israeli money, so the Haredim had better give that up. They can send me all their unkosher money.  There are Zionist symbols on state travel documents. The Israeli (Zionist)  flag should be flying from every school that is paid for or subsidized by the Israeli tax payer. The way is also open for legislation and rabbinical rulings that will ensure that every kosher food item in the world must carry the Israeli flag as a symbol on the package, along with some Zionist slogans such as "If you will it is no legend" and perhaps a picture of Theodor Herzl. We need to put the Zionist flag on our buses, our taxis, our vehicle license plates, our hospitals and ambulances, and on signposts indicating route numbers on every road in Israel.

 

Israeli designed electronics, Israeli drugs and anything else Israeli should bear the symbol hated by Haredim, attesting to its "non-kosher" origin.

 

If they want to boycott Israel, let 'em go the whole hog (excuse the expression!).

 

Ami Isseroff