Double your pleasure, Double your fun: Hamas claim Israel distributes sex-stimulant gum

Hamas claimed that Israeli intelligence operatives transferred gum to Gaza that increases female sex drive. A Ynet article reports:

 

Is Israel targeting the Palestinian population in Gaza by distributing libido-increasing chewing gum in the Strip? A Hamas police spokesman in the Gaza Strip Islam Shahwan claimed Monday that Israeli intelligence operatives are attempting to "destroy" the young generation by distributing such materials in the coastal enclave.

 

Shahwan said that the police got their hands on gum that increases sexual desire that, according to him, reaches merchants in the Strip by way of the border crossings. According to him, a Palestinian drug dealer admitted that he sold products that increase sex drive. The dealer said that he received the materials from Israeli sources by way of the Karni crossing.

 

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The affair was exposed when a Palestinian filed a complaint that his daughter chewed the aforementioned gum and experienced the dubious side effects.

Shahwan even claimed that Israeli intelligence operatives encourage dealers in Gaza to distribute the gum for free.

 

This report is yummy, though unfortunately, there is no detailed description of the "dubious side effects." Who says Israel is not allowing humanitarian supplies into Gaza? An obvious question that many of us will be asking (without admitting it of course) is: "Where can we get this gum?"

 

Evidently Israel has a complete plan, since we also, according to Palestinians, infected Palestinians with AIDS. The motivation of Israel to increase the libido of Palestinians is obvious, since we are inteterested in population increase in Gaza, aren't we?

Without a doubt, this latest example of Israeli human rights violations should be added to the equally credible reports of Israeli war crimes already being considered by the Goldstone commission, and the UN Security Council should once again censure Israel for violating the riots of the hapless Gaza victims. Isn't that funny? Too bad this is reality, and not a joke, though.

 

Ami Isseroff